Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
hey! it’s been like 4 years since i been on here.. idk if people even remember me or get on this site anymore. i might clean up this blog (which would take ages and ages.) but if you want my new blog, please do not hesitate to dm me!! there are so many mutuals and cool people on here that i unintentionally ghosted, as i forgot my acc details and didn’t always message people first. i doubt anyone will read this but ahh
student:
hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government:
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government:
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government:
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.